Kozik El Brujo Narco Satanico. Ebay. $400+. Since the photos being used in the auction were created with a much younger Jerry's sweat, tears, and mouse-clicks, shouldn't Muttpop get 20% of the final sale? ;-)

Either way we're shocked, flattered, and awed to see that there's still some demand for the oldest bastard child of the Kozik X Muttpop lovefest. I feel like a 50 year old dude going to his favorite Strip Club, and discovering that his 18 year old daughter is the headlining stripper. Don't expect me to be giving El Brujo any tip$, but I'll proudly watch the show!

Here's a rare glimpse at my "Divine Cabinet of Perfection". Seeing it with your own eyes is equal to things like King Tut's tomb or that fake Jesus towel. It's way better than that overrated "Body Works" exhibit of embalmed dead people.

While the majority of you have generic Ikea display cases made by Chinese robots, my display case was made 100s of years ago by skilled carpenters in the dry lands of India! Each panel of wood has the scars of hardship and Nature's scorn. It's the PERFECT cacoon for our figures (the GUTS of Muttpop).

While I wait to fill the remaining 2 shelves with more Muttpop perfection, I'm keeping those shelves busy with only the finest of Japanese Kaiju and some sentimental Western classics.

Jerry nearly sobbed of jealousy when he saw my cabinet. Photos can do it no justice... but alas there is no other way to capture it's beauty.

Kirby's work looked like the renderings of a neanderthal who'd been displaced in 1970s America, took way more acid than any homosapien could handle and draw by gunpoint.

If pencils were penises, Jack Kirby's would be a 'roided out monster cock. It'd look like ManDingo on 10 viagra pills after staying celibate for 20 years. The tip of his pencil was the "Dirk Diggler" of American Superhero comics. He left his spunky finish on the industry and no matter how many times the industry tries to wash it out with the harshest of bleaches the residue and smell of his spunk can still be seen all. But only the true fan can recognize it's look and odor...

Here are some Kirby books from my personal collection:

I just received a few nice Lucha Libre Mask I purchased online.

A few years ago, I had a gorgeous Blue DOS CARAS mask... but Gobi fell in love with it during his first visit to Los Angeles and (being the swell guy that I am) I gave it to Gobi. Upon seeing the mask, Gobi's eyes just lit up... and when I'd catch him ravenously putting on the damned thing in the mirror every time I left him alone for a second I had to give it to the crazy feller. Plus he has major issues with drooling and allergies... and seeing the inhuman amounts of snot and slobber Gobi would leave on the mask, I concluded that I could either concede and give the mask to Gobi or throw the thing away. Gobi's excrements are toxic... sort of like that alien from that movie (why do I always forget the name of that damned movie!?)...

Anyways, Bills coming into town in July so I figured I should prepare for his visit. This time I have 3 masks. I'm hoping that I'll be left with at least one of them by the time Bill leaves. But before Bill even arrives I want to make sure I choose my favorite and mark my territory with a ritualistic jock itch rub down... there's no way I can get jock itch on my face, right?

So, what mask makes me look SEXAY? Sexay like bull. No sexay like kitten.

If any of you can be considered Comic Book Professionals, don't forget to vote for our Lucha Libre Comics as "Best Humor Publication" in the 2008 Eisner Awards. I know we're damned funny... but we need to prove it to the rest of the world. Let's win this award and prove our dominance in the world of comic book humor. Laugh. LAUGH, DAMN IT. I command you (and vote!)! Deadline to submit your Eisner Award votes is midnight Pacific Standard Time this Friday, June 13th. CLICK HERE TO CREATE AND SUBMIT YOUR EISNER BALLOT.

Here's a peak at our ad in the upcoming Super7 #17. We love what Super7's been up to and wanted to show them some support. Some of you may recall us doing Tequila ads in Super7 way back in issues 11 and 12. So in some strange way this is a bit of a reunion.

This time around we took inspiration from the amazing montage Suffy did. The book/magazine won't be out until the end of 2008. But we couldn't help but share it with you guys!